April 2011
6 posts
Welcome to Benanas
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Prophecy- Plato
There will be groovy cat that goes by the handle of Ben Shear that will one day live on this Earth. He will be an amazing all together great guy that really knows where his towel is. I can see that he will in fact, change the course of history forever just by being born. This man child, for that is what he is, should be treated like a king, and by the date of June 2011, according to my good...
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1 minute
I am going to type every word that comes to my head in this next minute.
3…2….1….Benanas!
Meandering through the sidewalk cracks a tiny ant, flying up above a bird drops, a worm lands blocks the ants path. Working hard to get around the obtrusive intestinal being the ant makes lots of grunting noises which really don’t make any noise at all, at least none that we as...
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This Blog is Benanas
Famed philosopher Gwen Stafani once said, “This sh*t is Bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S”. Truer words may never have been spoken. Weather.com told me it would be sunny, and its raining, that sh*t’s bananas.
This atrocious act of deception is what has inspired this blog.
Jeremiah Totempole
